F uck yer Fat Ass!!
Extract from the Unfinished Punk Opera:
Sticky Dickie Davis: TheSellotapeStrangler!
Sat all day, brown vinyl armchair
Staring at the sky - was that an alarm there?
Shooting at the moon, warm Summer's evening
Getting pissed up on Laski Riesling
(So I say) Fuck yer fat ass!
Is God coming 'round?
Fuck yer fat ass!
I am not coming 'round
Until I can prove that God exist
I'm as much use as a dead donkey
Buried my life on a Maunday Thursday
Spend all my time wishing me Happy Birthday
Who'd be in my shoes sulking over dinner
Sticking up for the films of Michael Winner?
Fuck yer fat ass!
Oh get off yer fat ass
Is God comin 'round?
I am not coming 'round
Fuck yer fat ass!
Until that is you do come 'round
I am not coming 'round
Until you can prove that I/we exist
Until I can prove that God exists
We'll hang around like dead donkeys!
I'll hang around like a dead donkey!
Music & Lyric by David Aspden/Produced by ©1999